MutteringsAlso known as Levi's Guide to the Universe.
Also also known as shit I think about in the shower.
» Dinosaur Extinction
» HellHell is a line. A ridiculously long line where everyone stands silently because they're too awkward to start a conversation with strangers, and at the end of it is Satan waiting to stab you in the ass with his pitchfork. Afterward, you go to the back of the line and do it all over again. And don't think you can cheat the system by slipping out of line for a bathroom break and going to the end. You're always right in front of the guy nice enough to hold your place in line. (hide)
» Scented RazorsWhile opening a new pack of razors, I noticed one of their selling points is having a lavender scented handle. This made me question what kind of person buys their razor based on scent. But then I thought about the choice of lavender in general. Lavender is used primarily for relaxation purposes, suggesting that this particular razor brand's demographic is women who have stress induced panic attacks due to shaving. Which seems pretty specific as far as demographics for hygiene products go, but then it also implies that there are enough women out there suffering from just such an affliction that this product was deemed completely necessary. Which seems to me to be a sad and startling thing, and maybe there should be organizations to help these poor, hairy legged women. Showertime just got a lot more complicated for me. (hide)